Oh le vilain griffon Dice - 7D Set

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The royal griffin arrived at the château de Hautepierre in a crate, with a ribbon and a card: “With all our friendship. The king next door.” An eagle’s head, a lion’s body, orange and red feathers, and a look that already said: “I’m going to do something.”

He did something. On the first day, he ate the banquet pies. On the second, he sat on King Barnabé’s throne and refused to get off. On the third, he stole every hat in the court and piled them at the top of the tallest tower. All day long, you could hear people shouting in the hallways: “Oh, le vilain griffon!” Oh, you naughty griffin!

(The Dungeon Master, checking their notes: six trainers tried. The first one quit. So did the second. The other four are still at the top of the tower, with the hats.)

So they sent Ysolde. She’s eleven, she’s a squire, and she was already being punished: her vorpal sword, which cuts everything except what you aim at, had just trimmed the royal garden into the shape of a duck. “You’re in charge of the griffin until further notice,” said the chamberlain.

Ysolde didn’t know how to train a griffin. So she did what you’d do with any animal: she threw a stick. The griffin looked at her. He looked at the stick. Then he flew off, brought the stick back, and waited. Ysolde threw it again. Four hundred times. The griffin wasn’t mean. He was just bored. That night, he slept like a log, and the castle had its first quiet night in a month.

There was only one problem left: after hearing “Oh, le vilain griffon!” so often, he thought it was his name. Now, whenever someone scolds him, he comes galloping over, very proud, wagging his tail.

(The Dungeon Master, holding back a laugh: every morning, the king calls him from his balcony, very tenderly. “Vilain griffon! Come see Daddy!” Foreign ambassadors no longer know whether they should feel insulted.)

In the griffin’s nest, at the top of the tower, under the pile of hats, Ysolde found seven orange and red dice, glittering with purple like his feathers. The Oh le vilain griffon dice (“oh, you naughty griffin”) were born. They’re perfect for beast tamers, rangers and players who only obey when they feel like it.

In translucent orange and red acrylic with purple glitter and white numbers, these polyhedral dice are perfect for your Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder or any roleplaying game (RPG). A dice set that plays fetch. Sometimes.

CONTENTS
1 × D20
1 × D12
2 × D10 (including 1 percentile die)
1 × D8
1 × D6
1 × D4

Material: acrylic
Set of 7 polyhedral dice for roleplaying games (RPG)

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