Ctrl+Alt+Delete Dice - 7D Set
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Gaston is the accountant elf at St. Nick’s workshop, far up north. He keeps the Great Ledger: a magic book in which a quill writes all by itself, day and night, the name of every good child and every not-so-good child. Gaston loves the Great Ledger. He talks to it. He gave it a name. The Ledger doesn’t answer, but Gaston can tell it’s listening.
On December 20th, at 3:12 p.m., the quill stopped. In the middle of a word. The Ledger froze on the Q page. Nothing moved anymore. The elves blew on the quill, shook the book, tried turning it upside down. Nothing.
(The Dungeon Master, without looking up from the screen: the oldest elf in the workshop knew a solution. The forbidden incantation of the three runes. Control, Alteration, Deletion. You have to press all three at once. Nobody knows what it does. That’s why it’s forbidden.)
Gaston put three fingers on the three runes engraved on the cover. He closed his eyes. He pressed: Ctrl+Alt+Delete, as the old grimoires call it. There was a purple flash. The whole workshop froze. Then everything restarted: the elves forgot the last five minutes, the reindeer started counting to ten, and St. Nick said “Ho… ho… ho?” very slowly, as if he were loading.
The quill started writing again. Gaston was a hero. The next day, someone spilled hot chocolate on the Ledger. Gaston pressed the three runes. The day after that, the quill made a blot. Three runes. Then an elf sneezed. Three runes. By December 23rd, the workshop had restarted forty-seven times. Nobody remembered anything anymore. The toys had been wrapped twice. Some of them, three times.
On the morning of the 24th, the Ledger froze one last time. Gaston pressed. Nothing. He pressed again. The page lit up and a sentence appeared, written in quill: “Do you really want to restart Christmas?”
(The Dungeon Master, trying not to laugh: Gaston took a closer look. The quill had never been broken. It was out of ink. From the very beginning. He refilled the inkwell. Christmas happened. Nobody remembers how.)
The three runes melted under his fingers and flowed into seven little purple and teal dice, sparkling like a frozen flash, with golden numbers. The Ctrl+Alt+Delete dice were born. They’re perfect for last-chance rerolls, games that crash and players who’d really like to restart their last turn.
In sparkling purple and teal acrylic with gold numbers, these polyhedral dice are perfect for your Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder or any roleplaying game (RPG). A dice set that reboots your luck. Check the ink first.
CONTENTS
1 × D20
1 × D12
2 × D10 (including 1 percentile die)
1 × D8
1 × D6
1 × D4
Material: acrylic
Set of 7 polyhedral dice for roleplaying games (RPG)
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