Recette Secrète Dice - 7D Set
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Everyone knows someone with a secret recipe. Nobody has one as secret as Granny Ginette’s.
Granny Ginette is 94, wears a flowered apron and has a past as a level 20 adventurer she refuses to talk about. Her rainbow cake is so good that three kingdoms declared war on her to get the recipe. All three wars lasted, in total, four minutes. She didn’t even take off her apron.
(The Dungeon Master, from behind the screen: You want to steal Granny Ginette’s recipe. I love your courage. I like your odds a lot less.)
The recipe is hidden in the basement, behind 47 traps: spike pits, a rolling boulder, a corridor of spinning blades and, deadliest of all, a little table with warm cookies and a sign that says “Help yourself, sweetie.” The last party of adventurers survived every trap. They did not survive the cookies. They’re still asleep on the couch, very happy, under a knitted blanket.
Our party resisted the cookies (barely; the barbarian ate eleven). At the far end of the basement, they found a chest. In the chest, a box. In the box, an envelope. In the envelope, a little handwritten card: “More butter.”
That’s it. Behind them, a small voice: “And a little love. But mostly butter.” Granny Ginette had been there the whole time. With a rolling pin. And a look that has already defeated a dragon.
(The Dungeon Master, with a smirk: She doesn’t attack you. She serves you seconds. That’s worse. Roll Constitution.)
To reward them for coming so far, Granny Ginette poured her leftover icing (pink, blue, yellow, lilac) into her candy moulds without mixing too much, then drew the numbers with chocolate sprinkles. Seven dice. Plus a plate of leftovers in a plastic container they absolutely had to bring back. That part was not negotiable.
The Recette Secrète dice (“secret recipe”) were born. Soft as icing, pastel as a party cake and terribly comforting, they’re perfect for players who always bring snacks. Nobody knows the real recipe. But everyone suspects the butter.
With their creamy white, multicolour pastel swirls and easy-to-read black numbers, these acrylic polyhedral dice are perfect for your Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder or any roleplaying game (RPG). A delicious dice set, great as a gift.
CONTENTS
1 × D20
1 × D12
2 × D10 (including 1 percentile die)
1 × D8
1 × D6
1 × D4
Material: acrylic
Set of 7 polyhedral dice for roleplaying games (RPG)
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